October 2011
2 posts
2 tags
September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
10 posts
March 2011
1 post
Purcan't
I think I’ve heard more lamentations from Purdue fans about Scott Starks’ fumble recovery against the Boilermakers than I’ve seen that replay.
February 2011
2 posts
“Loudly state, every time he takes the field, “Boy that Ben Roethlisberger...”
January 2011
3 posts
243.There is no need to tell anyone you are...
rulesformyunbornson:
It’s called an Irish Goodbye. And it comes in handy.
December 2010
2 posts
I really wish Utahs offense would show up to this game. So far, their biggest gains have been on special teams.
Lol Brotzman.
November 2010
4 posts
“Most people visiting Madison would have to go out of their way to have a bad...”
October 2010
15 posts
College football: she taketh, she giveth
In 2006, Wisconsin went 11-1 in the regular season, losing only to #2 Michigan, who lost only to 12-0 #1 Ohio State. They were left out of the BCS, and honestly I was ok with it. Our non-conference schedule was miserable, we never played Ohio State, and we lost to the only decent team on the schedule. Now, it may happen again. If Ohio State beats Iowa, they’ll get a decent bump in the...
You never forget your #1 (beating them, that is)
Ohio State Hate Week turned out better than expected. When the 6-time defending conference champion comes into your kitchen, it’s important to make sure they can’t cook for free. This time around, they couldn’t even find the damn oven until the 3rd quarter. One of Bielema’s main talking points is putting together a 4-quarter game. The Badgers certainly didn’t do that,...
“‘Twas the night before Christmas, and within the house
A penis was...”
“brutus the buckeye was jolly happy soul!
with a goofy head and button nose,...”
“Joy to the world, Brutus has come!
Let earth receive his seed;
Let every heart...”
“Away in a bunkbed, no crib for a bed,
The little boy Pryor laid down his sweet...”
“come they told me
pa rum pum pum pum
keep your mouth shut,
pa rum pum pum pum...”
“Heard of an offense that’s loaded with weapons, packed up and ready to go....”
September 2010
2 posts
BIRTHDAY BURGER BAR BONANZA: Part 3
Hawk’s
The first fundementally flawed burger I’ve had. The meat wasn’t juicy at all. It’s the first time I really wish I didn’t make one of my stupid rules ‘eat it as is’ because it really needed some ketchup. It was on a whole wheat bun, which is a nice touch, and I believe it was lightly toasted. But, with the patty, the main fucking part of the hamburger, below standard, I can only give it a...
August 2010
4 posts
BIRTHDAY BURGER BAR BONANZA: Part 2
Nitty Gritty:
The official Birthday Bar of Madison. Free suds: very important. The burger: a fine enough piece of meat. But, any taste comes mainly from the hallowed Gritty sauce, a combination of fridge-door condiments. A B, but a solid B. The bunt of Madison burgers: hard to screw up, but people watching know that you could do something greater. Drank: Oktoberfest, couple others.
VARIATIONS...
BIRTHDAY BURGER BAR BONANZA: Part 1
Blue Moon:
Meat stands on it’s own four undead legs. Absolutely fantastic ground beef. I’d almost go as far as to say the reason they charge for lettuce and tomato is because you just don’t need them. Skip the ketchup and mustard: let the beef stand on it’s own. The patty size matches the toasted bun, although I had to flip the burger upside-down due to chomping on the...
I'm surprised Stocco wasn't on the throne. →
“5. Wisconsin RB John Clay will harm people and make you enjoy watching it.
4. Also: Scott Tolzien is the most Wisconsin quarterback ever? Yes, Scott Tolzien is the most Wisconsin quarterback ever. You’ve been ousted from your throne, Jim Sorgi. “
July 2010
3 posts
Birthday Burger & Beer Bar Bonanza
Normally I’m not a big yay it’s my birthday kind of guy, but I have too many vacation days not to take 2 off to celebrate this time around. Besides, 5^2 is a big age. (Though, I can’t wait till 3^3.) Here’s my downtown burger itinerary.
August 26th
Breakfast: Brassire V (V Burger)
Lunch: Nitty Gritty (Gritty Burger)
Dinner: City (City Burger)
August 27th
Breakfast:...
All Great Taste’s Eve is shaping up to be a downtown bonanza: Maduro, Cooper’s Tavern, Barriques, Brickhouse BBQ, and Natt Spill. Awesome to the max!