brutus the buckeye was jolly happy soul!
with a goofy head and button nose,
and a fondness for glory holes
brutus the buckeye is fairy tale, they say,
he was made of tears but the children
fear that he’ll come to life one day.
there must have been some magic in that
old bracelet they found
for when they placed it on his leg
for their mercy they did beg!
ooooh, brutus the buckeye
was aroused as he could be
and the chidren say he could
laugh and fuck just the same as you and me
thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
look at brutus go!
thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
on top of children woah
brutus the buckeye knew
the dateline crew was near
because they came right down
and said with a nasty frown
“why don’t you have a seat
over here”
down to the village
with a shotgun in his hand
running here and there all
around the town screaming
“catch me if you can!”
with a nubile boy slung over
his pack and a girl tucked under
his arm he paused for just a moment
when heard them holler “stop!”
for brutus the buckeye
had to hurry on his way
but he waved goodbye saying
“don’t you cry,
oh i’ll be back again some day!”
thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump
listen to brutus go!
thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump
let my baby go!
